The spa is closed until forever my present company is fit to appear in public.

[someone murmurs in the background, perhaps a woman.]

Doctor.

A word.

Oh, joy. We are now back to normal.

[locked to Crew. Unhackable.]

Something is wrong.

[locked to Jamie, Kage. Unhackable.]

We need to discuss something.

[ooc: characters who are emotionally sensitive or psychic may feel a bit "off" soon. There is nothing obviously wrong that they can think of, yet something does not sit quite right. More ( Read more... )

Good Lord. You people whine more than that bus full of constipated preschoolers we picked up once.

When you come to the party, you get candy. Does that make it better?

This is, indeed, shaping up to be one of the more interesting trips we've taken.

Does it not occur to any of you that, perhaps, it is a bad idea to aggravate the man who controls the entire ship, physically and mentally, by doing such things?

...Lucian, there should be a basket by your door in the morning.

Kage, my dear man. You are stupid.

You see, my good first mate - this is why I keep my emotions out of my business affairs.

The rest of you.

You are also stupid.

The spa is open again.

He was speaking about -